Alethea is a 4-eyed coffee gremlin raised from a bog witch's hut. A purveyor of all things dark and cute, she spends her time illustrating and experimenting with different concoctions.

Jaxon is what could very possibly be a stack of racoons inside of a human flesh suit. A collector of the macabre and bizarre, he spends most of his days lamenting the existence of the sun. When not existing in a fog of rum and anxiety, he writes and creates artwork not intended for consumption by well-adjusted human beings.